We've seen Bill Rizer of Contra fame obliterate the eponymous ducks of Duck Hunt, and we've seen Sonic the Hedgehog clean out a Pac-man maze worth of pellets before Blinky could even live up to his name.

Now, Daneboe has brought us the latest in his series of one-sided video game crossovers from Gagfilms.com, wherein Scorpion of Mortal Kombat fame clears the first board of Donkey Kong in record time:



And you thought Steve Wiebe and Billy Mitchell were good.